Greetings fellow revolutionaries,
We are thrilled to announce that Red, White & Brews, the bar crawl of the year, is set to take place in downtown Savannah on July 1st from 4pm-10pm. But before you set out to join in the revelries, we must remind you of a most pressing matter- the dangers of drinking and driving.
We understand that in these times, it may seem fashionable to drive one's horse-drawn carriage in a state of inebriation, but we must remind you that it is not only dangerous but also illegal. The King's men are cracking down on such behavior and you do not want to find yourself in the stocks for the evening.
Instead, we implore you to take a more revolutionary approach and consider using a designated driver, horse-drawn carriage service, or even walking to the various taverns. Not only will this ensure your safety, but it will also set a fine example for your fellow countrymen and women.
We look forward to raising a glass with you on July 1st at Red, White & Brews. Remember to crawl responsibly and protect the revolution!
Yours in Liberty,
The Red, White & Brews Team